Good Lord, every time you turn on the TV there’s an award show. The Oscars, The Golden Globes, Screen Actors Guild, MTV Movie Awards, the list goes on and on. Hollywood loves to congratulate itself. My favorite is the People’s…
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We’ve all worked for a sadist or lived with one. One night I woke up to find my date staring at me intently in the dark. “Let me break just one finger?” he begged, “Just one. You have nine others…”…
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I like animals alright. I had cats when I was younger. And while I did name them Maggot, Vomit and Pus, I was never intentionally cruel to them. I mean, when one of my cats was perched on my chest,…
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One of the most romantic valentines I ever received was a beautiful gift-wrapped box that opened to reveal a large, bloody cow’s heart. You can’t help loving a person who gives you something like that. After all, flowers aren’t really…
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Can your toaster kill you? I suppose if you stuck a fork in to retrieve a jammed piece of grilled bread. But, I mean, when it slips off the shelf at night and stealthily slides into your bedroom to slam…
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Before Richard Pryor, before Eddie Murphy, before rap, there was Rudy Ray Moore. This comic legend from Ft. Smith, Arkansas, had been in show business for 30 years, working with Redd Foxx and others in comedy clubs, doing the “chitlin’…
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Why is it that some of the key movies I frequently rewatch involve girls with bad attitudes, criminal tendencies and questionable morals? Is there anything sweeter than sitting with a group of drunken friends howling through Switchblade Sisters or Shanty…
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There are character actors in movies that pop up occasionally and you’re overcome by a warm wave of recognition and delight. One unforgettable gal that used to drive me crazy was the mannish-looking Madame Spivy who appeared in such movies…
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Is it just me, or does Thanksgiving make you think of Italian cannibal movies, too? Ah. November; bowls of stuffing and mashed potatoes, peas and carrots slathered with butter, steaming ladles of dark rich gravy, a golden-brown turkey carved on…
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The film Outlaw King, now showing on Netflix, has received a lot of press concerning the sight of actor Chris Pine’s penis. It still amazes me that the phallus still has the power to overshadow anything else about the movie.…
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